Got A Girl Crush On:   “Super Period Fun Time Uterus Pinata”  on etsy 
 
  meltzer : 
 The best part is the suggested uses: 
   Examples for your consideration  *You just had your first period! *Your period was mysteriously missing a while, but now she’s back. *You made it through your first period after some hardcore Uterine surgery. *Your Uterus is herself again after a pregnancy.  
   Also, it’s filed with “   9 oz of Bliss dark chocolates all wrapped in pink, 9 oz of Hershey’s kisses and a sprinkling of Kotex’s colorful U Click tampons.”  
   DYING.   
 
 There are a more than handful of lady friends I am considering buy this for…BIRTHDAYS BE WARNED!

Got A Girl Crush On: “Super Period Fun Time Uterus Pinata” on etsy

meltzer:

The best part is the suggested uses:

Examples for your consideration
*You just had your first period!
*Your period was mysteriously missing a while, but now she’s back.
*You made it through your first period after some hardcore Uterine surgery.
*Your Uterus is herself again after a pregnancy.

Also, it’s filed with “9 oz of Bliss dark chocolates all wrapped in pink, 9 oz of Hershey’s kisses and a sprinkling of Kotex’s colorful U Click tampons.”

DYING.

There are a more than handful of lady friends I am considering buy this for…BIRTHDAYS BE WARNED!